The Ass Chronicles is an episodic play written by Empress comprising of several monologues performed in a full out theatrical play style.  It was created after her brief participation in a similar popular production.  Being inspired by her own experiences, struggles and triumphs, The Ass Chronicles is made up of a varying number of monologues performed by Empress and a cast of actors and extras.  Every monologue somehow relates to the buttocks, be it through sex, love, rape, puberty, mutilation, masturbation, birth, orgasm, the variety of names for the buttocks, or simply as a physical aspect of the body. A recurring theme throughout the piece is the butt as a tool of female empowerment, and the ultimate embodiment of individuality.